In modern times, there is something, its shape is like a panda and its heart is like a dumpling. Most people are crowded in the steel jungle, walking like snails, stopping like stone carvings, and being reversed day and night, which is called "struggle". The sound is like a cat calling in spring, saying "report"; its eyes are like a panda's eyes, saying "a master staying up late".
There is a tool, its shape is like a brick, its light is like a neon light, and people always hold it, and it is called "smart brick". There are wonders in the bricks, and there are all kinds of strange things in the view, which is called "Quick Shou". When people see a wonder, they laugh and say, "I laugh and say, "I scream"; when they see a wonder, they frowned, "What the hell is this?"
There is a sound, its sound is like a duck rattle, its meaning is like a cloud and a fog, and people are always addicted to it, and they are called "The Internet Divine Comedy". Those who listen to it are as fascinated and say "brainwashing and spiritual song"; those who abandon it are as if they are reborn, saying "The ears are finally purified."
There is a city, its name is "Imperial Capital", its energy is like fried noodles, and its heart is like a maze. When people walk in it, it is like walking on a tightrope, it is said to be "shocked every step"; when people come out, it is like fish jumping on a dragon gate, it is said to "escape from Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen."
There is something happening, and its name is "blind date". Its appearance is like a play in a play, and its heart is like glass. People seek it like going to a market, getting it like winning a lottery, losing it like losing a wallet, and saying it is called "emotional roller coaster".
If you are sick, it is called "autism". Its shape is like a shadow and its heart is like a black hole. People always feel it, saying "I admire myself"; people always avoid it, saying "social phobia".
There is a way, its name is "life", its path is like spicy mix, and its heart is like hot pot base. When people walk above, they say "the five flavors are mixed"; when people look far away, they say "clear soup is weak and water is lost, and they have no interest in life."
This is a modern comical story, as recorded in "Xiao Lin Guangji", which is absurd and true, humorous and profound, with a bit of the satirical flavor of Mr. Lu Xun's writings.